Things On My Mind

Things on my mind at the moment:

1. My hair
I will not go into the boring details as I couldn't possibly inflict that kind of torture on you. Instead, I will save it for my sister. She has, for many years, bored the crap out of me by talking about her hair, and I have endured it, knowing that it would only be a matter of time before my hair venting needs would also need to be met.

2. My hero
I feel it is time for my weird crush confession. My hero, Sportacus. Sportacus is a children's tv character. He is a super hero who lives in Lazy Town and promotes healthy lifestyle choices. Here's what they say about him on the Lazy Town website; "He's always moving - flipping through the air and landing on his feet. Sportacus loves to use everyday items in outrageous ways, often skipping the the ordinary when he can do something with flair." Here's what the website doesn't say about him; "He is FIT! What a body. Big muscles and tight as you like superhero costume. Cute accent and even his strange pointy moustache somehow adds to the sex appeal."

Ky isn't a huge fan of Lazy Town, his favourites are Thomas (and the fat controller really isn't my type) and Disney Cars - which involves no humans at all. But when I see pictures of Sportacus on other kids t-shirts, bags, skateboards etc. I think "Corrr." Now that's a bit wrong, isn't it.

Anyway, see for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLjBp8OrgU

3. My Performance
My weekly drama classes have been working towards a play I will be performing in, this week at my local arts centre. At one point I tear open a bag of chocolates which spill on the floor. You can't imagine the bags of chocolates I have had to eat my way through to get this right. All in the name of art. And I have to eat these chocolates off the floor!! I am hoping this will be good therapy for my OCD; it could even be a major breakthrough. Who knows I may enjoy it so much that I start refusing to eat anything that hasn't been on the floor.

The ABC of PMT

What's the best way to spend your day when you've got severe PMT? Is it...

a) Relaxing peacefully in a hammock with a big bar of chocolate

b) Shopping - when everything is on sale and in your size

c) Decide to lighten your hair colour so that you can dye it red, have your mum use a product which claims to contain no peroxide, then spend the next half hour crying because your head feels as though someone has poured sulphuric acid all over it, set it on fire and then stuck pins all over it. Then having to go through all the pain again with the red dye because your scalp is now completely burnt, refusing to back out because you don't want to go around with blonde roots and ginger hair, then wash it out, only to discover the shade has turned out practically the same as it usually always is (brown), then having to run to an important appointment you are now late for with wet hair and red dye stains all over your cheeks and all your make up smudged from crying which you have had no time to reapply.

If you chose A:
You are a thoughtful person who likes to daydream, especially whilst looking up at the sky.

If you chose B:
Fun, witty and carefree, that's your spirit! Wow, your bubbly gregarious nature sure gets heads turning!

If you chose C:
You are probably me. And not the redhead you dreamed of being.